I will stalk you

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:22:44 GMT

Dear readers.

I will stalk you.

In fact, it's possible that I'm stalking you right now. Well, not technically me, but either me or one of my employee's.

You know, it's not a bad business. It will work for furure employment, for a 14-or-so-year-old.

" ( Insert current name here at the time ) : Stalker for hire. "

But why would I want to stalk ? What do I gain from it ? Let's discuss.

First of all, I'd get to "meet" lots of interesting people. From drug-lords to porn-stars, the list is endless. Plus, this way I'd be able to blackmail all the people I do meet, with other people I meet, then I'd be able to blackmail them with the people I already met about the person I just met. Confusing, aint it ?

Onto the topic of blackmail... The business would be profitable. I'd be able to sell secrets and personally identifiable information on the "Black" market ( bad joke ) for a decent price... oh let's say, $90 000 per section of information about the person you want. A section would include things such as sex life, family life, business life etc, but I'd have to think that these sections could be divided into sub-sections. I mean, you wouldn't sell all the security codes to a multi-national business for a measly $90 000 now would you ? I didn't think so.

I can't think of anything else positive about stalking at this moment, but I can think of negatives. Read on...

Police.

They seem to have this problem about so called "invasion of privacy" . I say: I'll invade all I like.

Next... Well I can't think of anything else right now. I'm rather too lazy. If that made sense.

I'll be off now. Feel free to add your comments.

Enjoy !

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I will stalk you