Go Fork Yourself

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:04:00 GMT

Utensils are possibly some of the greatest inventions ever.

Not only do I show my superiority when using them ( and everyone else's lack of ability to do so ), but most of the time, they're a sparkly silver grey.

Now forks, you see, seem to pose a difficulty to some people. They're like one of those puzzlers that no-one can seem to figure out. Except, for only a certain group of people.

Let's start with examples:

1. " The Bloke " : The typical Australia man, can often use a fork, but usually prefers to use his hands. So what if it's natural, FORK YOU, food should be eaten properly.

2. " The mentally Deficient " : No, I'm not talking about the Retarded, but the one's that don't seem to think as well as others. Once in a blue moon, one will migrate to the good side of people and use a fork, otherwise, they don't deserve them. The grey is too much.

3. My Brother : Probably should just be shot in the feet or whatever you want. Can't use knives and forks for peanut butter. Often makes huge messes when eating. Rightfully also classified as " The Embarrassment ".

Fork you if you try to stand up for people in the above.

Fork you if you're in one of the above.

Thanks if you can think of anything else that should be in the above.

Thanks if you think I'm a retard, fork you.

...

I'm so forking bored.

A'right, I just remembered. I'm going to have to post something about Captain Cutlery. He should feature in a Flop Story, which I might add, haven't completely died out, yet.

Drop a line, if you can find the e-mail.

Enjoy.

-E.K.

Har HAR ! Bet you thought this was another pointless rant ! You were wrong ! I'm just trying to keep my mind thinking while I do work, so I typed this out. No draft, this is it.

We can only imagine what would happen to me if I took drugs =\

It's not gonna happen xD.

This is my day

Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:29:36 GMT

Howdy readers.

I've been getting pretty lazy with updates. I just didn't feel like it. Ahh But I'm here now so let's all rejoice !

Dance with me people !

So, things have been REALLY slow around here lately. I spent a lot of yesterday at Bec's house, though, so that was good. I really haven't done much else during these holidays, other than have Christmas.

Here's how most of my days work out:

1. Wake up

2. Have shower

3. Get dressed

4. Have breakfast

5. Brush teeth

6. Laze around, play DS, listen to music, snack, play computer

7. Have lunch

8. Do some more lazy stuff for a few more hours

9. Have dinner

10. Have shower

11. Do something if I feel like it

12. Go to bed.

Yep. The 12-step guide to being me.

And it will only get better once school starts. Whoo... Year 10, joy.

I would write more, it's just, I can't. I don't have anything else to talk about.

Enjoy!

P.S. If you don't mention this blog to 10 other people in 48 minutes, then something bad will happen to you and a homeless person ! Oh, and the other person must come and comment on this post XD

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Go Fork Yourself

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